Oh, there will be sequels...

Kerry and I have created our first co-production: Honcho Penguin Goes for a Stroll. We made it for our Broadcast Design class. The teacher hates The Pollack Corner, as we've designated ourselves. But he better appreciate this business, because it's sure to be a breakout web hit.

Wow... we haven't written in a pregnancy.

The Honches are back in town, back in tow-wown.

And we brought some new CATCHPHRASES with us. Ok, maybe not catchphrases, more like units of measurements of time and space.

Since we're obsessed with all things television, our most obvious vocabulary addition is 'episode.' We don't like going through life like we're living in a black-and-white NTSC CRT, mmmmk? We like to live our lives and talk about our lives as if we're appearing on an LCD or Plasma ATSC widescreen tv with 1080 (progressive or interlaced to be determined) scan lines. So if we are referring to anything that happened more than 22 minutes ago, we refer to our last 'episodes.'

Next in our new queue is 'pregnancy.' The birth of this measurement: "HOOOOOOOLY SHIT. NINE MONTHS IS A LONG TIME. Like... imagine. Like... I would have had to have sex in APRIL to only have a kid just about now? DAMN." "You're right, that's sooooooo long." So now we refer to anything that takes a long time as a 'pregnancy.'

And even though they're pesky creatures, we have honored fruit flies by assigning them our final new phrase. Days are now fruit fly lives.

pb co revisited.

Apparently it's impossible for us to get a decent amount of sleep before going to Peanut Butter Company. Here we're working off an hour and an hour and a half respectively.

Oh... hey...

The honchos are hella busy with their non-virtual lives at the moment.

You can still enjoy their penchant for wasting time while in the same room on facebook. Just watch their nonsensical videos to one another.

See you post-finals!

PROMISE!!!

But any other day of the year would be fine. (FIONZ QUOTE OF THE WHENEVER)

Fiona

NOTE TO SELF: Never get pregnant so the due dates of my children are November 1st or July 21st.

fiona's quote of yesterday.

i greatly apologize for being minutes late on posting it. 

Fiona

There's a splinter in my butt.

Kerry

How did you manage that?

Fiona

From the wood. (pause) There's wood in my butt. 

Fiona proceeds to pull wood out of her  butt

We have PDSD- post DEBATE stress dissorder

This past week, the honchos worked at the final presidential debate. It was the best, most intense week of our lives, and had a great time. 

The honchos would like to thank Seth Meyers for encouraging Hofstra's football team to perform better. The football team that gets more money every year than we spent on the entire debate. The football team that this year has a 3-3 record. The best we've ever had. The football team who's games the honchos have only attended one game of because they're so miserable. The football team that...that...I've got nothing, they never win. 

Thank you, Mr. Meyers.

Fiona's QOTD/W/WIFLP

Fiona  

(while attempting to move milk crates a far distance away)

I'm just going to bundt them.

Kerry

 Bundt, like a cake, or are you going to punt them like a football kicker?

FIONA'S QUOTE OF THE day/week/whenever i gosh darn feel like updating.

"OH, GOOD. I'm a mutant."

time stamp: 3:57am. while researching for her poli sci paper on the presidential nominees.




the first image that appears when you do a google image search for "mutant":

Therefore, that is what Fiona looks like. According to her.

push me.







thanks.